trust:

"all girls dress the same"

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

(via tyleroakley)

flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

(via whodiedandmadeyoukhaleesi)

loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

(via trust)

crystalfy:

It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.

same goes for students at schools

I just realized how fucked up that is wow. 

(Source: leisurelee, via gracelessxangel)

shantrinas:

marshmallowfluffwoman:

fatgirlopinions:

cliffiboy:

fatgirlopinions:

men love “fat asses” and big titties but act like those things commonly exist naturally on thin women and they “don’t count” when accompanied by a jiggly belly and thick thighs
lol ok

and women love “nice guys” when accompanied by a six pack. Women are biologically WAY more shallow than men.

Lololololol omg

"BIOLOGICALLY" hahahhahaahaha

what the fuck is this

(via tylerhoekley)

I love my skin!

(Source: arthaemisia, via postllimit)

hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

(via whodiedandmadeyoukhaleesi)

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

(via tylerhoekley)